Crying Girl gets closer to the IDOLS

Now, we know how to get first base with the “Idols”. At least we got a visual head start from someone on the audience during the latest performance night.

All you have to do is to cry and cry like CRAZY for no reason (well, it helps if you’re overly sensitive, or just greatly awed with the IDOLS and everything that’s happening, this crying stint will be easy). Then, after overly sobbing for quite a while, the cameras will notice you and focus on you (like every 10 seconds) amidst every IDOL performance. The key is, TO BE A SCENE STEALER. Catch the attention of the camera men and the director, and show just how gaga you can be for the show.

Okay, okay, about 4 IDOLS have sung and you’re still crying like you’re watching an ultra mega drama movie. Nice. Ryan Seacrest will then ask one of the IDOLS to go near you and give you a hug (with hopes that the tears will be replaced with big grins). But no, the exposure, still too little, should not be over yet. So you go on and cry like crazy again for the cameras to see. You really have to be emphatic that the show is really sooooo good you can just cry tears of joy the whole day.

And then, after the show, as a form of reward, you can get to the IDOL stage and get hugs and attention from all the IDOLS. Sweet! First base to the idols and worldwide exposure, SWEET! NO SWEAT!

Okay, enough of the sattire. I think this girl was just really overwhelmed and happy to be present in the live performance. I would’ve cried myself (but not as much as she did, let’s keep that straight). I think she’s sweet. Let’s just hope this girl won’t be some “wasted” superstar (pornstar) when she grows up.